If you havin’ URL problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.

[@nervioso]

II got the A record on the anti-DDoS 

Hackers that wanna make sure my website’s closed

Twitter critics they say he’s “pictures links blogs”

I’m from myspace stupid, what type of facts are those.

[@idreamofrobots]

If you grew up with geocities or with yahoo

You’d be celebrating the crappy design you think was OSOM

I’m like designers you can kiss my whole grid-hole

If you don’t like my animated gifs you can go and fap on Yaoi

[@nervioso]

They don’t reblog my posts i don’t give a shit SO

Pr0n sites try and use my geek ass

So advertisers can give ‘em more cash for livecam ads, n00bs!

I don’t know what you take me as, 

Or understand the intelligence that @Nervioso has

I’m from blogspot to typepad /b/ros I ain’t hi5

I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one

Google me!

[@idreamofrobots]

The year’s ‘94 and I’m stuck with DOS

In my geocites guestbook is the mother fuckin’ cyber patrol

I got two choices y’all stop over the site or (hmmm)

Bounce on the Internet Relay Chat and call to 4chan

Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no interbez legal fight with a banned IP.

Plus i got over 9000 proxies i can elude the n00bz

So I…put a “Under Cronstruction” gif in my homesite

I read a post “Son do you know why I’m spamming you for?”

Cause I’m young and I’m nerd and my site is all about /b/ reposts?

Do I look like a troll sir, I don’t know

Am I under a protected IP or should I move behind a chinesse firewall’?

“Well you was posting some kidd pr0n in a Vatican DDoS “

“Domain and hosting registration and shut down the site”

“Are you saving’ kids pr0n, I know a lot of you are”

I ain’t shouting down my shit all my post are legit

“Well, do you mind if I hack round the server in search of gore?”

Well my files and folders are under SSL so are the backup drives

And I know I have 755 permissions so you gon’ need a h4xx0r for that

Aren’t you /b/etard or a Oekake user, you some type of power user or something’?”

“Or some Twitter celebrity or somethin’?”

Nah, I ain’t bypass the firewall but I spam round a little bit

Enough that you won’t illegally index my crappy site

“We’ll see how n00b you are when the RIAA come”

I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.

Bing me!

[@nervioso]

Now once upon a time not too long ago

A l33t like myself had to pwn some n00bs

This is not a n00b in the sense of havin a troll

But a troll havin no Torvalds Damn sense, try to hack me

I tried to ignore him and talk to mods

Put the banhammer on him, cause some scriptkiddies just love to PWN4G3

You know the type loud as a CP site

But wouldn’t bust an account on a DDoS fight

The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to code typing

He and his /b/tards gona be emailing to m00t

And there I go trapped in the board wars again

Back through the system with the BIOS again

/b/rothers on the threads posting hot traps again

Camwhores with their cameras snappin theirselfs

m00t tried to give me perma-ban again

Half-a-mil twitter followers coz I post pr0n everyday

All because this n00b didnt know how to triforce

Tryin to play the oldfag like hes HaXXor

But i’m behind 7 proxies when i troll with gore

I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one

Tweet me!

[coro x 3]

You’re crazy for this one @Ensayista!

It’s your boy!

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