If you havin’ URL problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.
[@nervioso]
II got the A record on the anti-DDoS
Hackers that wanna make sure my website’s closed
Twitter critics they say he’s “pictures links blogs”
I’m from myspace stupid, what type of facts are those.
[@idreamofrobots]
If you grew up with geocities or with yahoo
You’d be celebrating the crappy design you think was OSOM
I’m like designers you can kiss my whole grid-hole
If you don’t like my animated gifs you can go and fap on Yaoi
[@nervioso]
They don’t reblog my posts i don’t give a shit SO
Pr0n sites try and use my geek ass
So advertisers can give ‘em more cash for livecam ads, n00bs!
I don’t know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that @Nervioso has
I’m from blogspot to typepad /b/ros I ain’t hi5
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one
Google me!
[@idreamofrobots]
The year’s ‘94 and I’m stuck with DOS
In my geocites guestbook is the mother fuckin’ cyber patrol
I got two choices y’all stop over the site or (hmmm)
Bounce on the Internet Relay Chat and call to 4chan
Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no interbez legal fight with a banned IP.
Plus i got over 9000 proxies i can elude the n00bz
So I…put a “Under Cronstruction” gif in my homesite
I read a post “Son do you know why I’m spamming you for?”
Cause I’m young and I’m nerd and my site is all about /b/ reposts?
Do I look like a troll sir, I don’t know
Am I under a protected IP or should I move behind a chinesse firewall’?
“Well you was posting some kidd pr0n in a Vatican DDoS “
“Domain and hosting registration and shut down the site”
“Are you saving’ kids pr0n, I know a lot of you are”
I ain’t shouting down my shit all my post are legit
“Well, do you mind if I hack round the server in search of gore?”
Well my files and folders are under SSL so are the backup drives
And I know I have 755 permissions so you gon’ need a h4xx0r for that
Aren’t you /b/etard or a Oekake user, you some type of power user or something’?”
“Or some Twitter celebrity or somethin’?”
Nah, I ain’t bypass the firewall but I spam round a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally index my crappy site
“We’ll see how n00b you are when the RIAA come”
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.
Bing me!
[@nervioso]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A l33t like myself had to pwn some n00bs
This is not a n00b in the sense of havin a troll
But a troll havin no Torvalds Damn sense, try to hack me
I tried to ignore him and talk to mods
Put the banhammer on him, cause some scriptkiddies just love to PWN4G3
You know the type loud as a CP site
But wouldn’t bust an account on a DDoS fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to code typing
He and his /b/tards gona be emailing to m00t
And there I go trapped in the board wars again
Back through the system with the BIOS again
/b/rothers on the threads posting hot traps again
Camwhores with their cameras snappin theirselfs
m00t tried to give me perma-ban again
Half-a-mil twitter followers coz I post pr0n everyday
All because this n00b didnt know how to triforce
Tryin to play the oldfag like hes HaXXor
But i’m behind 7 proxies when i troll with gore
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one
Tweet me!
[coro x 3]
You’re crazy for this one @Ensayista!
It’s your boy!
@1 year ago with 8 notes